if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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