question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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