make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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