it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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