we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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