Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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