But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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