break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
