I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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