I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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