Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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