I want to stick my p in your. b.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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