I'm drive I can fine osifer
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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