what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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