They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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