Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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