Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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