you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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