Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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