I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
