let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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