Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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