there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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