I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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