playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize