I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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