he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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