seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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