Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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