no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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