He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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