hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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