For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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