he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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