Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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