She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
