just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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