I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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