Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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