Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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