big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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