I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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