You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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