Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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