you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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