She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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