6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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