May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Randomize
