Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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