How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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