Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
