Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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