Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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