like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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