My hair reeks of homosexuality.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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