Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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